The Robe of Regret
Imagine slipping into a cozy hotel robe only to find a note that makes you want to jump straight out. This is not the welcome message anyone expects during their stay. Whoever left this note has a twisted sense of humor (or maybe just a serious lack of hygiene awareness). Either way, it’s a solid sign that someone in housekeeping missed a step.
We can’t blame them. The true culprit is the person who thought it would be fun to reuse unwashed robes. Time to call the front desk and ask for a fresh robe—and a piping hot shower while you’re at it.