It’s Happened Before

When a hotel has to put up a sign like this, you don’t need a psychic to tell you something terrible once happened here. It’s like the staff collectively experienced a moment they can never unsee, and now they’re doing everything they can to prevent a repeat performance.

We can almost feel the trauma that inspired this overly specific rule. One of the guests must have pushed the limits of pool etiquette, and now everyone has to live with the consequences—along with this unforgettable sign. It’s both a warning and a sad reminder that common sense isn’t always that common.