Prepare for an Olympic Sprint
This bathroom screams “Are you ready to dash?” Nothing says luxury like realizing the toilet paper is stationed miles away, practically on the other side of the room. Whoever designed this must be interested in training guests for a bathroom marathon. The toilet paper placement is a true test of balance and agility: stand up, lunge forward, and grab that roll before disaster strikes.
Or it could just be the hotel’s way of encouraging impromptu cardio. Either way, it’s safe to say no one expected bathroom time to turn into an athletic event. Next time, pack extra patience—or just have a long reach!