The View Is Trash

There’s nothing like waking up to a stunning view of a garbage bin. You came for relaxation and scenery and got the hotel’s finest “dumpster chic” aesthetic. Who needs a sunrise over the mountains when it’s much more fun to witness yesterday’s leftovers in all their glory? It’s almost poetic, in a “life’s not always a beach” way.

The hotel may be going for minimalist urban vibes, or this could be a clever strategy to encourage guests to get out and explore. Because, let’s face it, no one’s staying in to enjoy this view. Time to close the curtains and pretend the mountains are just around the corner.