Shaquille O’Neal – Customized Cadillac Escalade, Est. $95k

Shaq’s post-championship ride wasn’t your average victory lap. In 2006, after securing the only three-peat this millennium, Shaq rolled up in a customized Cadillac Escalade that declared, “Shaq is here, and he’s a champion.” Gone were the Escalade’s clean lines. Shaq’s sported butterfly doors that swung open like a superhero’s cape, revealing a plush interior.

The seats, upholstered in the same custom paint job, were fit for a king, while eight 12-inch subwoofers by Autobahn ensured the car arrived with a booming soundtrack. And if the subwoofers weren’t enough, the massive 5.3-liter V8 engine under the hood could announce Shaq’s presence with a rumble worthy of a slam dunk.