Cal Telfer: The Eccentric Educator

Meet Cal Telfer, a teacher whose career journey reads more like a comedy sketch than a typical resume. He boasts an illustrious stint at McDonald’s Hamburger University where he taught the nuanced art of French fry salting and mastered the strategic distribution of sesame seeds on buns. His childhood dream? A daring escape from a laboratory, hinting at a spirit ready for adventures.

Cal also claims to have shared his school days with icons like Steve Jobs and Stephen Hawking, lamenting that his math and IT homework helped fuel their legendary careers, though sadly, they never bothered to return his notes. Every staff meeting is certainly an episode worth tuning in.